Whenever I leave the house I tend to carry Sharpies on me for two reasons. 1) If I am in a public restroom and I see someone has tagged themselves on the wall as being "number 1", I like to correct that. 2) When it gets late into the evening, my friends let me draw on them. This past Saturday night I gave a villainous mustache and a set of bandoliers with bullets to my friend Mario. As is the norm in this situation a slew of pictures was taken and posted online. I took one of the photos of Mario and found a poster for the film "Machete" on google and Photoshopped the two images together using his nickname, "Blammo," as the film title.