Monday, February 2, 2009

Just add it up to the hot rod death toll


If I could see the Cheerios Honey Bee and Cap'n Crunch fight to the death while Soundgarden's Ty Cobb played in the background, I could die happy.

4 comments:

  1. OK, while I agree that a honey dipper would be a formidable bludgeoning device, why wouldn't he use his stinger? And surely a pirate captain would have some sort of sword right? Come on Jack, this isn't believable.

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  2. Woah now, I also thought about the stinger... but it might look a little strange to see him using that on the capn'. I'm a little disappointed that Krunch is so small. Kudos to him for keeping the hat on though.

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  3. Here's why I did not use the stinger. When a bee stings something, the stinger breaks off and the bee dies. Imagine if the Cheerios Honey Bee stabbed Cap in the leg with his stinger. Sure, Cap probably won't be feeling too good, but it's not a fatal wound, however the Cheerios Honey Bee would die and the Cap would win due to the Bee's stupidity.

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  4. OK, valid point. I guess that's why he's not going around stinging shit in the commercials. Frankenberry would rip them all to shreds anyway.

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